[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”
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WOW. Lmao
All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day
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Maya Rudolf paying tribute to her late mother, Minnie Riperton, on Saturday Night Live during a break.
This is my favorite SNL pic of all time.
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My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → The Niffler “mine”
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obama means family and family means i dont have to be obamaself
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Oh. My. Fuck.
This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame
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in other news
Our city now
what’s a god to a nonbeliever
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